Ohio State Moritz College of Law

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.27.15

Ed. note: We hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. As we mentioned before Thanksgiving, we'll be on a reduced publication schedule today. * Randall Kennedy, one of the African-American Harvard Law School professors whose portraits got marked with black tape, shares HLS alum Elie Mystal's reaction to the incident: he is unimpressed. [New York Times] * In other Harvard Law news, an HLS librarian got arrested after police claim he tried to arrange a sexual meet-up with a deputy posing as an underage girl in Colorado (site of a librarians' conference). [Boston Globe] * Former Supreme Court clerk Brianne Gorod argues that SCOTUS can and should decide Texas's challenge to President Obama's executive action on immigration this Term (i.e., before the 2016 election). [Constitutional Accountability Center via How Appealing] * Ohio State law student Madison Gesiotto is not happy with how administrators responded when one of her conservative columns prompted a threat from a fellow student. [Washington Times] * The SEC just dropped its civil insider trading case against former SAC Capital Advisors LP portfolio manager Michael Steinberg. [WSJ Law Blog] * Let's rank the top 10 women Supreme Court justices! Oh wait, there are only four.... [National Law Journal] * Linda Greenhouse offers her reflections on "Sex After 50" (at SCOTUS). [New York Times via How Appealing] * The father of Paul Walker is suing Porsche for negligence and wrongful death over the 2013 car crash that killed Walker, of "Fast and Furious" fame. [AP via WSJ Law Blog]

By David Lat
Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 07.23.15

* Remember The Spread Love Band? They're the street band that played near Skadden's D.C. office. Skadden hated them so much they tried to convince the Secret Service to shoo them. Now they're playing the Kennedy Center. It's like the old joke, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?" except instead of "practice," the answer is "enrage a bunch of uptight lawyers." [Washingtonian] * Important request of the ABA: just say no to your task force on legal education financing, chaired by a member of the Infilaw board. [The Lawyer Bubble] * What's the best big city for law school grads? [Adjunct Law Prof Blog] * Aaaand what's the best small city for law school grads? [Adjunct Law Prof Blog] * Lawyer fined around $30K for blowing an email review. It's OK, it might not really be legal work anymore. [Press Gazette] * Rental car companies tried to deduct collision damage on their taxes. That didn't work out for them. [Tax Prof Blog] * Justice Willett discusses social media and the judiciary. [Washington Times] * Judge tried to interfere in the kitty abusing case against his son. Some real-life Itchy the Mouse stuff. [Law360 (sub. req.)] * R.I.P. Professor and Associate Dean Christopher M. Fairman. [Ohio State Law]

By Joe Patrice
Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 03.13.15

* Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams will officially be appealing the $7.4 million "Blurred Lines" verdict that was handed down against them earlier this week. Both musicians were likely decidedly unhappy about having to give up their spare pocket change to pay for a lawsuit they thought they should've won. [Hollywood Reporter] * Another law school is teaching a marijuana law class, and it's scheduled on Fridays so students won't take it as a novelty course. For potheads, having to drag your ass out of bed when you don't have other classes is a disincentivizer. [Columbus Dispatch] * After reaping the benefits of serving as lead counsel in Detroit's bankruptcy, Jones Day decided to pay the city back by opening an office. The firm will recruit for the new office internally. Raise your hand if you're excited to move to Detroit, associates. [Am Law Daily] * “I don’t know where he is. I haven’t got a clue.” Paul Ceglia, the man who claimed he owned half of Facebook based on a faux contract and is now facing fraud charges, has suddenly and conveniently disappeared ahead of his May trial. Dislike. [Bloomberg] * If for some reason you're still interested in applying to law school, here's a timeline that will help you get through the application process. Step 1: Figure out if you actually need to go to law school. Step 2: Abandon the rest of the steps. [U.S. News & World Report]

By Staci Zaretsky